Kim Jong's Angst
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2/22/20
7:50 PM
1

Side note: I’m not against natural landscaping if it’s done well, but you can drive a boat through the hole between planned, natural, landscaping with local plants, and letting your grass and weeds grow waist high.

2/22/20
7:48 PM
2

My brother ran over a nest of baby bunnies once. He was in charge of mowing my mom’s lawn for her and had let it get really long, didn’t know they were there, and ran over a whole nest of them. Blood everywhere. Only one survived unscathed. He had to kill one with a shovel because it was horribly injured but still Read more

2/21/20
1:56 PM
5

Oh man, she would have HATED my old neighbors. There used to be this couple across the street from us that believed in “natural landscaping”, which sounds good until you realize it just means not doing yardwork ever. There was an oaktree on their property line (these are pretty small yards) and they never pulled the Read more

2/21/20
1:08 PM
5

In Seattle, on the first Tuesday in August, there is a campaign called Neighborhood Night Out, and it’s the one day a year you can close your street to traffic without paying for a special permit. I think it was started by the police department to encourage people to get to know their neighbors and exchange emergency Read more

2/21/20
1:00 PM
2

From one trail runner to another, I know exactly how you feel. I actually switched to bone conduction headphones so that I can still hear what’s going on around me. These are the ones I use and I love them. They sit right in front of your ears, and you can still hear birds and stuff, or crazy people trying to sneak up Read more

2/21/20
1:03 AM
18

Silver has.been the new blonde for at least the last five years, but I think more for women in their 20s.  I guess it’s finally caught up for women who actually have grey hair to let it be grey. My mom finally grey her dye job out and put some white highlights in her grey hair and it looks fantastic.

2/20/20
2:32 PM
5

Poor little lamb. It takes a lot of practice to get the mascara allllllll the way down to your root base, without getting it all over your eyelids. Brunettes don’t have to deal with that shit.

2/20/20
1:43 PM
52

If my facebook feed is any indication, people fucking LOVE angry Elizabeth Warren, and the ones who don’t were never, ever going to vote for her anyways.

2/20/20
1:40 PM
13

I’m a red head, so my eyelashes and eyebrows are invisible, and under eye area is so pale it’s pretty much blue. If I go out without makeup and a hat covering my hair, people think I have cancer. I want to make an video like those feed the children commercials from the 90s. Read more

2/19/20
8:11 PM
20

I should quit drinking. Not because I drink too much, I almost never drink, but because after having a baby I’m such a lightweight that even one glass of wine gives me a hangover. I can’t hang with the cool kids anymore without wanting to die the next day.

2/19/20
10:50 AM
9

I think Emperor outranks Queen, so you can call yourself royal, or whatever you want.

2/19/20
10:41 AM
18

I doubt that’s how she really feels, these comments are indicative of the image the GOOP brand is trying to project. In reality, every time someone writes an article about her, she saves $50k in advertising costs. She likes it.

2/18/20
3:02 PM
16

THIS. I have a three year old son and I make a point to discuss emotions with him, because I want him to be able to process feelings in a healthy way as an adult, instead of locking everything inside like most men are trained to do. We discuss things everyday, what made him happy, or scared, or angry, or frustrated, Read more