I pulled this very classy move where anytime a guy tried to hit on me, I either asked him if he wanted to pull my string, or I filled my mouth with stage blood and asked him to make out while letting the blood pour out my mouth. Two dudes went for it!

Why is a 15 year old hanging out with 4 college guys? I guess I’m officially old now, because to me a 15 year old is a child.

HA! I love this story. I dressed as a 'sexy' bloody tampon for H'ween several years ago. I still have friends and one very impressed bartender who like to bring it up occasionally. Never shall I think of a better costume, I believe.

Because we assume Beyonce can read?

It’s definitely her fault, she made the decision to drive drunk. However, it looks like Car2Go essentially lets you take a car without any human interaction. You just flash your card in front of a reader mounted behind the windshield and the car opens up. I could the family’s point in this case. There’s no clerk or…

This is the first time Behind Closed Ovens has made me almost weep with ‘my God, they’re not all assholes” joy.

Ok, how did she barely escape a date rape? He stopped when she asked him to, each time. They fooled around naked and even then he never pushed for more. He was literally inside her and she asked him to stop and he did. I mean, he was mopey about it (probably took it as a personal comment on his abilities) but it…

I just remembered an even better story! I saw Nirvana in late Summer 1993. They’d booked a show at the Jackson County Fairgounds in Southern Oregon before they blew up big and were contractually on the hook to still do the show. Their contempt for having to be there was absolutely palpable. Bobcat Goldthwaite opened…

Given that she tried to imply that it was leaked personal video instead of straight-up (no pun intended) porn, I think she’s proven that she doesn’t get how it works.

God forbid a fat person try and live their life ! A bathing suit on the beach? With cellulite ??!! Quel horreur!

Tyga did what with her son? God bless. Chyna. Cuz if that had been me, I would be like girl hold my lipstick while I go kill my son’s father

Rihanna stan. I’d live there.

Yes, there’s a reason you and I can’t even grasp their motives.... we have a shred of humanity & decency, and we aren’t malfunctioning little manbabies who think the world should revolve around the care & feeding of their own boners. Going up to a stranger who’s never done anything to you & telling them you want to…

True that. Projecting any kind of confidence or taking up your space can result in some rando suddenly craving to take you down a peg.... It’s like they smell your lack of fear, and they think, “I see a bitch who doesn’t know her place. This will not stand, man.” I dunno, go figure the reptilian male brain.

Lindy West had a good interview on NPR a while back where she discussed tus kind of thing with a pretty malicious former (now repentant) troll of hers. It was really interesting to hear someone actually talk about the motivation behind it, since it is generally baffling. Long story short, he essentially chalked it up…

So cheesegrater comment guy up there: I just don’t get it. I mean, why is he sending that message? What did Lauren Mayberry do to him? Why is she his target? Why does he hate women so much? I guess these are the essential questions and we don’t have the answers yet.

Starring to confirm that it’s fully okay to kick him in the balls next time you encounter him. Hoping you don’t ever have to.

Yep.