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No more half measures with fantasy football. It needs to be put down like Todd from Breaking Bad. Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy football team except you and universally the guy at work who is always talking fantasy sports is the guy you also most want to punch in the face. I would suffer a thousand pointless…

It was a bit odd to see him protesting the American anthem in the very country the USA won its independence from after a protracted war, whilst standing for God Save the Queen, but I guess Cromartie has always been an anglophile. Takes tea at 4PM every day and loves the BBC version of The Office, I’m told

You would take knee to protest a nation that made you pay child support on all 15 kids you had too

Now he can settle down and start a family!

You didn’t hear all the evidence but you know the jury is wrong. That makes a lot of sense.

Norman then pretended to open an invisible keg, pump it, and lift it above his head.

“Since the trial started, the best reporting has been from Tyler Kingkade at Buzzfeed;”

Hey Anna! Remember this? Looks like YOU’RE the idiot now! LOL

My boss: Dwayne, we have video footage of you urinating into Jensens water bottle. Can you explain yourself?

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”

I could tolerate the Marion Barry calendar on the wall. I could even stand the giant Bill Cosby mural on the side of the building, Ben’s Chili Bowl, but letting Drew Magary behind the counter is a bridge too far.

Donald doesn’t drink at all, and never has. His assholishness is always 100% stone-cold sober.

Lacy’s only eating disorder is being from Louisiana.

Same as everyone else? You intake more calories than you burn.

Aaron Rodger’s struggles are causing Lacy to stress eat for two.

Counterpoint: never miss an opportunity to point out that Bautista is an ass.

you’re in the greys lmao

It’s not a news site, it’s a rambling list written by a seven-year-old that achieved sentience.

While I am in no way a supporter of the Trump campaign, isn’t it possible that the CEO of Buzzfeed is just hoping to feed off the buzz this tweet creates?