I’m on that showVanderpump Rules, I don’t know if you watch that…

in which Caitlin and Kris have an argument at dinner

This was so good I pressed retweet on the embedded link and almost tweeted it on my works twitter. Also, I don’t have Twitter. So good.

Lol. This guy with his wrong opinions.

The pictures inside are a little better.

GaRbAgE < This is how I feel now that you’ve ruined this for me.

Walk into her personal library and cry into her piles of money?

PREACH. My “boobs” are so non-existent, mine basically doubles as a crop top. My kingdom for an actual sports-bra.

Hahahahahaha. Ok, girl.

Jon Lovitz. JON LOVITZ!! I am legitimately shocked. That reveal was great. The build up was almost Shakespearian. Bobby, you’re doing God’s work man, GOD’S WORK!!

I had never heard of Dear Prudence before I read your comment. Thanks for sharing, Prudence seems cool asf and her advise is on point! :-)

Lies. That baby’s hair is luxurious and you know damn well they put mousse in it.

For the love of God, step off and let the woman tie her head wraps herself. Those scarves look ridiculous.

HAHAHAHAHA. My God. He’s so good.

Haha! I like yours better. I’ll be singing that from on thank-you!

I like that he jumped on the whole not completing words train. “Climb-o-boar”.

BEFOUR IS WEEEEAK. MY GOD. It doesn’t even have a discernible bloody bassline.

“I just liked it better without the lines underneath. Could you imagine the CFDA dress with a bra? I would slice my throat. I already wanted to, for wearing a thong that wasn’t bedazzled. That’s the only regret I have in my life.” Wearing a thong that wasn’t bedazzled is your greatest regret in life? “To the CFDA…

Man, that top dress is fuglicious.

Ok, so this is Shakespearian-as-fuck.