Yea, people named Zoe(y) are usually pretty rad. 8)

So she's really super amazingly pretty (and also kind of...typically French? With the sleepy eyes and demeanor of not caring) but I was actually hoping she was the beast. Because that would have been pretty cool.

Well...at least the Beast is actually a beast in this and not a hot guy doomed to live out his days with cool looking scars and tattoos all over his perfectly chiseled body.

Josh Hutcherson kinda just looks like squirtle to me.

Oh, Lord. I was so busy being incensed that Singing In the Rain was only in eighth place that I didn't even notice that omission. This list is bullshit.

Mfw Jesus Christ Superstar wasn't on the list:

I respect this list. Not exactly what I would choose or the order, but I get it.

EXCEPT: lose that terrible, horrible "Moulin Rouge" dreck, and replace it with one of several that didn't make this list, like "Grease, " or "Mary Poppins," or "Chicago," or my pick "All That Jazz."

So, in the eighties they basically thought the future would look like the eighties?

What about Hair?

All of you need to treat yourselves to The Apple.

1. My mom was a bitch.

AKA why feminism helps men, too.

No words.

In somewhat related news, Jim DeBerry seems to bee in some sort of Twitter feud with an attorney lol.

I thought it said "The Top Songs of 2013 You've Never Heard Before".

His intense stare into the camera is really unsettling.

My earliest memory of artistic guitar guys:

if I was wearing a fancy dress, this be me

(This isn't pandering in any way, is it? Perhaps this could be construed as pandering. )