Speaking of Souls, I figure it’s time to once again lash myself with a new Dark Souls character.

I was walking out of the store and I just saw her pull in with that giant WHITE bumpersticker. I just rolled my eyes because here on the west coast she’s not like to pay for her sins. Not like my cousin and his ilk, east of the mountains...whoo boy.

Matt Iggy has a notorious piece about the utter lack of critical thinking skills possessed by Mike Pence. He’s dumb as a sack ‘o bricks.

If you impeach Trump you get Pence. I would much rather stick with Trump. At least he *likes* women...

ETA: As I was leaving the store, a women in her late 60's, driving a red accord pulled up. She had a big, fat TRUMP bumpersticker.

So that New Yorker bit about joining the Rebel Alliance...I feel better all of the sudden!

I was that way until today. I boldly walked across the street to my local store and just wilted. I couldn’t look anybody in the eye.

It’s the same as sitting around, not eating all day, with that cramp in your stomach and where-did-you-get-that-rebel-pin-badge-?!!1

Well then I’m sure as hell wearing one. I felt awful just walking around today and that’s in Washington State.

I finally managed to drag my ass to the store today. I felt like apologizing to EVERYBODY!

“Joanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let ‘em crash.”

Speaking of grog I can see my drinking go through the roof for the next eight years.

Here I was all ready for a rant about the dropship and...damn.

All D.A.R.E. did was help us young ruffians identify said drugs and such and such!

As another wise man once said “Just cause you got the monkey off your back does not mean the circus has left town.”

I bought that old scream mask from Costume Display and Supply and used in some stupid eighth grade haunted house bit.

“Breeding is no substitute for intelligence.”

Is it me or did they sing God Bless America before the Anthem tonight? That’s just creepy.

That is fair. But CK2 has become a gigantic behemoth and EU4 has become that gigantic behemoths brother. I’ll just stick with HOI3 and my Italian cavalry conquest!

Why a spoon cousin?