As a nice send-off, Deadspin also posted Jack's baby picture

So much gold in these comments.

OTOH, it must be nice to be able to shave your neck w/o having your jawline get in the way.

Based on his face, I'd say Jack has Dickey-Do syndrome

Nice try, Davis, but cricket will NEVER catch on here in the States.

I loved how the very first tweet the day of the "outing", before the one about finding Peanut in the 'bring was "Something terrible happened today you guys."

You gotta believe that if DadBoner were ever to become a movie that Darrell from Storage Wars would play Karl.

That's a lot of s's

Yes, AND we fans don't have to go half a week w/o our team playing a game. Who gets in the game means nothing when there's 5 dozen players per team. Back when I was a kid (old fart alert) starters, including the pitcher, played 3 innings and sometimes a position player would play 7 or 8 innings. Get rid of this…

Wait, why wouldn't the most valuable piece of real estate be an oil well?

Also......"payed"? I know it's technically OK as an alternative to "paid", but who does that?

Can't wait until you get to the episode where Luther says to Coach, "Does Christine work out?"

Where was this guy the night my kid was conceived?

Every minute of Baywatch was more "gripping", AMIRITE?

That's pretty cool. You might want to suggest he stops buying work shirts at Target and moves up to, say, Men's Wearhouse.

The cop with the short-sleeve shirt/tie combo is making good use of his Sipowicz starter kit (breakfast burritos and sausage grinders not included)

I empathize with Harrelson COMPLETELY. The Dodgers this season have made me want to go on a 5-state killing spree. After a while you just can't say any more, just stew for a few minutes and then drop the YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Hilarious, and sad.

I think that guy lives on Pen Island.

Aaaaand, I'm no longer gay

"Guys, I have something to admit to you: I'm trying to quit smoking."