So weird because his dad is on NeverMatches.com

I'm going to withhold judgment until I read Gregg Easterbrooks' take on it. Then I'll believe the opposite.

You can always tell who tried to return Grantland Quarterly and were told "all sales final."

I got an 8, which is embarrassing because I used to be kind of a baseball rules honk.

seems like it, but Ward is a bench coach

I can't wait until you get several seasons in and hear Luther say, "Does Christine work out?"

Your post is stupid. Do you see why?

Obviously his next home run will take out all the lights while he struggles with an open wound in his side.

Is this Mark GRANT by any chance?

As a huge Dodger fan, I've decided to name my first born son "Yasiel". He's 20.

you know what? That was really good.

Whenever anyone approaches our downstairs bathroom, my whole family tenses. I think it's because of the dump I took there in 2007.

Keith Closs is in the WNBA now?

What could possibly be less of a non-story? Fidel Castro is Communist leader of Cuba? The sun comes up? "Smash" is a horrible TV show? Why wast Deadspin space on this crap?

Yeah, at first glance I assumed it was him at 3:12, even asked myself, "Was he there yet?" Now I go back and I'm pretty sure it's Boomer.

That's exactly what I thought when I saw Clemens regulating.

I heard that cheerleader gives great headache.

Actual piehole

That's why TPC Sawgrass is so tough. It's built two inches lower than the other courses on tour.

NO. It's when a no-name, charred chunk of crap is the one who beats you (think Jerry Sichting going off for the Celtics vs. Lakers during my college days) or when someone like, oh, say Ozzie Smith homers off of oh, say, Tom Niedenfeuer in the playoffs. When you give up a walk-off to Albert Pujols it hurts, but not…