Only need communication skills if I want to communicate; since I don't here's reading from the Gospel according to Fuck You:

Fuck Off. Amen.

Post away troll, I'll just block you the old fashioned way.

And your reply was fuck-offable. I'm convinced that eventually you will accept that you've acted like a dick to me over the past few days; and maybe it's better to not comment on my posts. If not, I have a whole bag of 'Fuck You' ready to rock. Now why don't you go play an exciting game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?|

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Heh "Genius Bar,"

When it comes to Genius, Apple has really lowered the Bar.


Ok, I am done here.

You called me a cunt; if you think it's rude and unecessary for me to say 'fuck off':
fuck off

They get fucking business cards that say 'Genius' on them? Man, all my business card says on it is:
Nasa
Education
Resource
Developer

Ok, that was a flimsy pretext for some shameless acronym dropping

No, you made incorrect assumptions while trying to find a way to be a dick to me. How about you don't bother me and I don't bother you? Now fuck off.

Pepsi should really focus it's energies on how to fill those scent-free bottles with delicious Coca-Cola instead of their insipid swill....
#sodaSnob

Cables; look it up if you don't believe me; otherwise troll someone else

(All based on how the story was told above obviously, if there were omissions I can't speak to them)

Honestly; with the exception of Comcast (may they burn in corporate hell for all eternity), I don't really get bad customer service anymore; because I avoid the companies who don't value it, and I am quick to discard them. I can understand and forgive a business that makes a mistake; but if they don't own up to that…

Yeah, I get your point; and I disagree with it. In a competitive marketplace, one bad customer service experience should be enough to send you to a competitor. Simply put: you are the customer, and you don't have to take their shit. Now, if you get to the competitor, and decide their product is inferior, or not as…

I don't disagree with your viewpoint, but your evidence is inconclusive: you have no way of knowing if Apple's profits would have been $8 billion if it wasn't for people being put off my those damn geniuses. You're probably right, it probably comforts people, or at least makes them feel smug about how advances their…

You acted like a smart consumer; if a business makes you unhappy you can and should take your business elsewhere. That's the whole point of having a competitive market.

It's absolutely both the manufacturers fault and responsibility if they deliver a defective product. That's the whole point of quality control and good manufacturing practices. It's understandable that defects will happen, but that's when GOOD customer service is most needed. Had Apple done a better job of hiring,…

That's ridiculous; anyone who has ever worked in retail knows that brand loyalty is as much the responsibility of the employee behind the counter is it is the product they are selling. There are plenty of companies whose poor customer service has cost them my business. If you give your business to companies who don't…

Rrraarrrgghhhh! Don't get me started on The Big Bang Theory and how it perpetuates the stereotype that all scientists are completely socially inept!

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!! RAARRGG!

Hey, if I am the only person who feels it's condescending to suggest that it takes a Genius to repair a broken laptop than I guess it's an effective strategy. I feel like honestly would be a better policy: don't try to dazzle me with the lofty titles you can come up with for your repair people and hope I am too dumb…

Are you kidding? Working as a professional photographer is all well and good; but being a genius? that is clearly a step up in the world...

I find myself in a Best Buy a couple of times a year; and it's always the same story. I am too impatient to buy something online, so I rush into the store to get it right away. I look at the products, compare them to my favorite online sellers, realize that I am going to pay twice as much for the damned thing just to…

Seriously? I doubt that...I knew that windows RT was the ARM version of windows, and I don't sell tablets for a living; it's just common knowledge.

Now if you REALLY want to have fun with a best buy employee; ask them 2 questions about a product that are written on the price tag; and then one that isn't in quick…