Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.
I am someone who attended a wedding on a Super Bowl Sunday. Your questions answered:
Not being sarcastic, this is easily the best FunBag ever written. I hope Drew thinks WWKDD? at least a few times when he comes back. That Poop email killed me.
To Kevin: If you want to appear knowledgeable about sports for minimal effort, you could pick a sport that you find interesting that is popular internationally but lesser-known in the U.S.
Born and raised Arizonan and oh man you barely scratched the surface. We didn’t even get to all the Militia-Wingnuts in the northwest corner of the state, the fundamentalist compounds full of all manner of unsavory shit (Sister-wives ahoy), the batshit gun culture, and that every other year or so the State Legislature…
He’s not in a union. He can carry the ball as many times as we want him to.—John McKay, inventor of Student Body Right
I distinctly remember watching the Eagles play the Bears at the peak of Walter Payton’s power. The Bears ran “student body left” and “student body right” over and over again—Payton would go to whatever side, pick a hole, and gain at least five yards every play.
You can just be you and not know anything about sports, Kevin, if you really want to
I think overall athlete improvement happens even faster than we realize.
He fought himself in a mirror again, didn’t he?
To be clear: Yes, Hunt committed assault, not domestic abuse. But, the Jovan Belcher murder/suicide absolutely informed the actions of the Chiefs. Both can be true.
Trusted Access User, Team Brand Manager, Team Brand Director... this proliferation of titles is similar to how a pyramid scheme works. The schmucks at the bottom put all the work/money in, while the folks at the top reap the rewards.
I’m not going to lie, I’m too high for this whole post but I did look at the pictures (some of which were moving) and some of the words. I have predictions:
coach Bobby Petrino noted his efforts to “develop a culture of accountability that everyone in our program must live up to.”
Free Solo was the original title for 127 Hours
After a belaying mistake causes Honnold to fall and get injured, he floats the idea of breaking up with McCandless on the spot. She has to break through his wall and get him to see that he can, in her words “have it all,” while she simultaneously copes with the ever-present possibility of Honnold crashing to the…
Hey, Shut The Fuck Up
You certainly use fewer subordinate clauses than Burneko, Cameron.