Good to check back in and see that Deadspin soccer commenters are as worthless as ever!
You’re all talk.
Tom & Jerry is the best Looney Tunes character.
Everyone that contributed is just as bad as Sameer Deen because they didn’t mention a single Tim Duncan blog.
Belgium and Uruguay should be swapped.
National teams get like 4 days of practice together all year; the closest they get to mapping out specific plays is for set pieces, not for counter-attacks that would be entirely dependent upon having specific personnel on the field, including at least one substitute.
This is a violation of my privacy.
You certainly use fewer subordinate clauses than Burneko, Cameron.
I wasn’t even at Deadspin when it happened!
Otto Somppi of the Halifax Mooseheads scored with it in a QMJHL game
How come? Why is there such a strong home field (pitch? oval?) advantage?
Damn, things are so tight over there that you guys can’t even go to a public school liquidation sale and spend $5 on the correct type of chair?
This was the best part:
Why did anyone go to this?
Remember Mario Party 2?
Samer wishes Gordon Hayward would tease him.
Always a dumb Highlight Truther.
Just a parade of geographic competence from all parties in this story!