This was the best part:
Why did anyone go to this?
Remember Mario Party 2?
Samer wishes Gordon Hayward would tease him.
Always a dumb Highlight Truther.
Just a parade of geographic competence from all parties in this story!
Who said it was unwitting?
Cow udders whatever I’m from the coast
Basically, yes. The puncher could shed light on the punch, its timing and location, and that was it.
Really impressed with how much hate mail Lauren has gotten in such a short time, she’s one to keep an eye on.
Very happy Deadspin finally figured out that hockey blogging is where your true talent lies.
I like your theory, but I feel very confident he hasn’t figured out how to remove the “Sent from my iPhone” default.
William Carvalho-esque, imo
Spot the lie tho.
Nerlens Noel is still butt.
Remember Kirk Rueter?
My favorite part was about how they’re SOMEHOW always gone and uninvolved whenever shit is going down.