I like your theory, but I feel very confident he hasn’t figured out how to remove the “Sent from my iPhone” default.
William Carvalho-esque, imo
Spot the lie tho.
Nerlens Noel is still butt.
Remember Kirk Rueter?
My favorite part was about how they’re SOMEHOW always gone and uninvolved whenever shit is going down.
Finally it’s Liverpool’s year.
Fun fact: McKenna does that “back to me” bit in conversation too.
Happy to see that Deadspin’s soccer comment section is as stupid as ever.
I met Troy. He was a very good boy with snazzy socks.
Wow, finally a good teen.
It’d be a great lead tag.
They’re letting anybody throw blogs up on Kinja these days I guess.
It’s a high bar to hurdle Luke, but this might be the most embarrassing Deadspin comment I’ve ever seen.
That’s a terrible Deadspin headline.
In seventh grade health class we had to take care of a bag of flour for a week. We were supposed to take it everywhere and you could fail if you didn’t. Josh Karnad and I got some fight playing red butt during lunch, and threw our flour babies at each other.
Yourself for trusting Redford.
Yes, if they continue unsanctioned attempts, somebody could run under two hours. In a sanctioned attempt, no way.
Melvin Laird? I got nothing.