I'm fairly certain these are the steps you have to follow to have one in Texas:

What part of "There is now a Tesla Model S registered in every single state" doesn't make sense?

You still can't legally purchase one in the state of Texas... as per Texas dealership laws.

There were states that didn't have any?!?!

I just watched this movie the other day! Awesome trilogy.

I've been looking to go the the Museum for a while now as well and now I have even more of an excuse. I've heard nothing but good things about it.

A Gawker website posting something positive about a cop?!?!?

Your graphics are awesome, Torch...

If I could afford it I absolutely would have.

With my comment above I actually drove one of these recently as well, (brother works at caddy dealership.. what can I say.. ) and this car is only, IMO, a detriment to the Cadillac brand. Why would anyone buy this car over a base Model S? There is almost NO REASON..

Don't give your opinion on cars until you drive them.

Would it be creepy if I found out the neighborhood he lives in and sat on a corner of an exit street with some food and just waited for it?

Are we all that masochistic?

At least that has a proper wheel/tire combo on there.

I actually think.. it.. ya know.. looks pretty good?

My favorite:

OK I honestly was thinking that because I've always heard of natural gas being stored and used in vehicles in a gaseous state, but I didn't see any clarification so I had a brain fart..

Talk us through your gnarliest crash!

So the fuel has to be cooled to -260* F to be used in the trains?

*Honda execs in Japan read article*