My Debbie Reynolds side hopes Lindsay will pull a Drew Barrymore, get her shit together, and be awesome.

Well, yeah.

Jenna? Or Mandy Moore?

I am in Lesbian Love with you. All that means is that there is no sex, but I totes will refinish a floor or furniture with you, while drinking beer and making too many inappropriate jokes. It is what it is.

You crazy kids.

She *might* break him in a week or so. It’s like Superman and Lois Lane- sure love and stuff; but physics play into it, too. I am betting on a fractured penis.

Peep the Plough and Stars t-shirt on Chumly. I grew up there. Really. I did an Irish Jig on the bar when I was 4.

Here:

Someone did a South Park/Jaws/Pet Semetary send up on Andre: I am looking it up right now, as you must watch it.

No, that would be my cousin Toni. But I have talked to Tina Majorino about the movie, though. Tina is amazeballs, BTW. I used to know someone who was a PA on the movie, and told me one of the sea lions was a total shitter to her. They used sea lions for filming, not harbor seals, BTW. No one trains harbor seals…

Also, her wicked Maine accent kicks in when she hits Kittery, every time. It is clockwork.

My Mom still quotes the “Don’tcha move a goddamn inch” line.

Yeah, so I just found out Kurt had hooked up with Mary Lou, before Courtney.

Those stories? All my Maine family. I used to play a game with my Grandpap: any time I met someone from Maine, I’d sic my Grandpa on figuring out how we are related: 100% everyone was related, even if distantly. Both sides of Mom’s family were up in Maine in the 1600's, and stayed there; so not a hard thing to do.

Heathcliff

However, my dear departed friend was the on-call help at a boutique hotel in Boston about 5 years ago. He met loads of celebrities. Courtney showed up with a little person (so HE said), that she carried around like a baby. I’ve no proof of it, and I am a little skeptical, because even though this Dude went full on…

My only interaction with Courtney Love was when she and Curt showed up at a Mary Lou Lord gig, and she went apeshit on poor Mary Lou. No idea why. I just happened to be nearby, and went “WHOAH!” while hell broke out. Also, Mary Lou Lord is awesome, so look her up.

And, THIS

Sure. Being brave is hard, but you will LOVE yourself, for going there. And, THAT is the whole enchilada (learning to love yourself, I mean).

TOTALLY Fabulous! Thanks for posting it!