I gave up wearing heels when I was like 25. fuck that noise. 

kutsu, meaning shoes,

A good bartender is worth a thousand bottom feeding law clerks from the Heritage Foundation.

I don’t often say this about a politician, but the more I learn about her, the more I like Ocasio-Cortez. Seriously.

I mean, they’re young and flexible and don’t need three damn weeks to recover from muscle pulls, they think all this fancy hoo-ha is fun or whatever, go ahead girls, knock yourselves out while you can still think of sex, to quote Bill Bryson, as something other than a welcome excuse to lie down.

See, for me, “sex” and “bench” don’t go together. My personal menu is “big, comfortable bed with good mattress” or “get the hell away from me.”

The most important part of this I think was this quote:

It really makes me sad that she is angry with her teen self for “letting” it happen. The blame rests with her stepfather, NOT her, or any other girl/woman/person that suffers sexual assault.

“ I want other girls to not ever let someone do that.”

quelle surprise.

Is that enough for jail time?

It will take us years to recover from this clown.

Ditto.  He just looks creepy.  I couldn’t tell you two words he’s ever said aloud because I can’t turn him off fast enough. 

Trust your instincts!

I’m just sad that these quality female candidates who are proposing really good ideas are being overlooked by voters (Warren, Harris and Gillibrand).

There was something about this guy that always creeped me out. I can’t imagine finding him motivational in any way. My first instinct every time I’ve seen him over the years on television was to change the channel immediately.

No kidding. Biden has bragged (BRAGGED!!!) about voting anti-choice more than 50 times. This is a perfect example of why we need informed voters, those who would critically examine voting record and policy stance. The establishment has conned people into thinking that any kind of examination and statement of fact on…

When I was in law school, my husband and I would watch HIMYM on the laptop in bed before we fell asleep, and it was basically the only time we spent together for years. So, we had a real fondness for it. Decided to go back and rewatch a couple months ago for old times’ sake, and holy shit. How did we not realize how aw…

I’m over the whole ‘schlub with an attactive woman’ sitcom trope, though. 

But Joe Biden is the one we’re all apparently supposed to rally behind, and to criticize him is going to get us another Trump administration.