Ugh, I wish you would stop pretending Margarito was ever a real option or threat for Floyd. Let it go, man .

So I Googled white dwarf, and I'm shocked that it's not a bizarre sexton act.

Downloading the app now, strictly to troll people by ordering food for seats I don't have. GO BEARS!

I can't wait until our lease is up.

Hunter Pence says "it is what it is" all the time.

Hunter Pence was very pleased with himself for noting that Samar Kalaf somewhat resembles BJ Novak in a comment on a Deadspin post.

Hunter Pence doesn't pick up his dog's waste when he thinks no none is looking.

Hunter Pence is the guy who started that thing where bros leave the sticker on their New Era fitted baseball caps.

Hunter Pence doesn't really think there's a difference between Standard and High Definition. I mean, seriously, I'll come home and he'll be watching some shit in SD and be like"What the fuck are you doing? This shit is on in HD on channel some shit" and he'll be like "Oh, I thought this was HD. Who cares?" I fucking…

Hunter Pence still has a flip-phone.

#1 Jerking off on myself and just passing the fuck out.

Come on, you internet cats should be able to appreciate premium level trolling like that right there. Hamilton only threw it up there because those bros were in Reds jerseys. Inter-fucking-ception, get that shit out of here. He's clearly just having fun fucking with his Reds fan buddies, who have undoubtedly been…

'Ted' made tons of money.

Change gon' come. One way or another. I'm ready to kill a billionaire. Hire me a lawyer.

While KLF's music is no doubt influential, house music has been around long before them.

Nope.

They made the idiocy of the voting process a huge story for a couple of days, thus showing the BBWAA that a ton of baseball's dwindling fans base aren't happy with the way business is being conducted. Perhaps allow the possibility that this stunt was pulled by guys who love baseball to bring attention to a problem…

I get that the goal was to make fun of and undermine the HOF voting process for really nothing other than a laugh.

I don't think you "get it" at all.

I'm willing to bet that this was a contractual obligation of ESPN's in order to get him to join the SEC network crew. Fucking shameless.