Anybody notice the Patriots fan spraying Hill with some beer?

Do you think Lena Dunham should have gotten tattoos that look more like what’s below? Of course, she makes up for it with her beautiful face and, most importantly, her brilliant mind.

The guy who called Rodgers “Butthole Eyes” was wrong. Study his raccoon eyes in detail. Upon close inspection, his discoloration seems to be caused by eyelids engorged to the size of labia minora. Which explains Joe Buck’s lust for Ol’ Pussy Lips.

I learned, too, that someone had directed a racial epithet toward me. But I was only called the “W-word” instead of wigger.

Doesn’t Simone Biles look like an alien? Do they have pygmies on other planets?

Why don’t we have to use the W-word for wigger?

Negro GIFs are so irritating.

So it’s wrong to want girls with hardly-bled-through hairs?

I could only skim this lest I throw up in my mouth a lot. But I recall Lewis performing his phony motivational act on his teammates all through his career. I just wish just once there’d been a Crash Davis character on the Ravens to say, “Shut the fuck up.”

“If you ask Ohio State fans, I know they’re opinion...”

She should have been named Whitey Houston based on the dreck she sang.

Where would an apostrophe go in Delicia?

Fine throw but the runner was safe.

Yet you pop culture obsessives writing for pop culture obsessives have missed the best book of the century, so far. Which is cloaked in pop culture: https://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Elvis-Bob-Laughlin/dp/059516093X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484517229&sr=

My schadenfreude is for Kellen Winslow, Sr., one of the worst racists in my lifetime. He almost forced Kellen Jr. to go to Michigan State in 2001, mainly because the Spartans’ head coach was black. I’ve included a link to the whole ugly story below the excerpts.

Justify’s Triple Crown already has an asterisk. His owners also own Audible, who was pulled from the Belmont lest he ruin the Crown bid. True, Audible ran third in the Derby, but its usual, ridiculous 20-horse stampede was also compromised by the sloppy track. Unfortunately, the Belmont is America’s only major…

Thank you for using the correct possessive: Mr. Rogers’s. As I’ve noted elsewhere, ‘Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood’ didn’t give a shit about teaching kids punctuation.

McDonald’s will find similar issues when Elon Musk is flipping burgers for them.

I’ve read that George Strait actually has a degree in Agricultural Industrial Education. Which means that if you have a broken tractor, he can fix it.

Ironically, all you need to know about Steven Spielberg is that he collects Norman Rockwell paintings.