Can’t watch any video with the odious Hannah Storm in it. But I couldn’t avoid a glance at her generic “tv-broadcaster’s serious face”. When the talking heads put that face on, their expressions are more like what you’d expect from someone who’s irritated from anal seepage. But lemme guess, the next piece wasn’t…

Jordan & Bryant, the two biggest ball hogs in basketball history. And were it not for David Stern making sure a master fix would always be in, neither would have a single championship ring. The Stern Memos will be discovered some day, causing other worthless point machines like Gervin & Dominique to wonder why they…

When does ESPN plan to air a truncated version of the piece? Do you think they’ll edit in some tender piano in the background?

Did Azealia Banks want her own mother raped because she couldn’t spell azalea?

Did Azealia Banks want her own mother raped because she couldn’t spell azalea? The idiot “sistah” is unaware of one of the two good things about Palin, her pre-marital fling with basketball’s Glen Rice. He has a “nigga dick”, though Mr. Rice would not choose such coarse words. Palin proves even the global village…

Sufferin’ succotash.

If only that ball had been the laptop he stole to get kicked out of the University of Florida. Or the bag of cash his equally classless, punk father solicited from Auburn.

Give the guy a break. He didn’t even know which team he’d be playing for in the fourth quarter. His equally classless, punk father was trying to sell his son’s services to both Denver & Carolina.

“Kim claimed Johnson washed her body with a bar of soap during the five- to 10-minute shower.

#bigtitsmatter

Where does the KY clerk stand on KY jelly?

My dick always triggers the gag reflex. I tell them it’s worth eating the vomit to get to the cream.

“If the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall.” Frederick Douglass, 1865