Nah, this Lightning has personality.

And this is just a piece of fabric…

In ~February of 1989 I was in AIT at Fort Sam Houston for my medical specialist training and we spent an entire day on hand washing, including a final exam which of course you had to pass. The thing about washing hands isn’t to protect yourself, it’s to protect others. Everything you touch, however lightly or brief,…

No. That ship has sailed. Time to get over it.

And this is why the world is shit. Someone posts that they found something uplifting, something positive, something that helps, and the first fucking comment is to shit on it. I don’t care if someone likes the band or doesn’t like the band. But to tell someone, someone that you know for a fact (if you read the…

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

Chef: MY MOM

As someone who speaks Arabic, “kanan” is basically a non-entity as either an Arabic word or name. That dog was almost certainly named after the Star Wars Rebels character. I guess it’s fine though, because at least white Twitter got to spend a few hours getting off on co-opting brown people persecution.

They were cancelled last year, if they really wanted to give fans closure they should’ve done that in their second season.

Whoa-ho-ho we got a contrarian here! Tell us your other hot takes, everyone on the internet is interested. 

I still don’t get how people hated this movie this much. Nobody tried to remake Phantom Menace.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

But idiots on the internet, them I trust.

When it stops being fun?

Wait, you could plug this thing to the 360?

“A lot of people yelling at you on TV don’t even have children,” said Carlson, ...

A: These are asylum seekers, who have broken no laws.

A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation, according to Ronald Reagan.

Oh no people are enjoying things on the internet that aren’t precisely what you can permit! And seriously? Last funny SW movie was... the last SW movie. They’re all funny, prequels excepted because they’re mostly just miserable and goofy in alternating portions. Having funny moments doesn’t mean it isn’t a serious…