Dear Commissioner Goodell,

He plays in a time that Hutson, Maynard, Alworth, et al, would love to have the chance to play in as well.

Billy would come up with yet another reason why he believes MLS sucks.

“Amateurs.” —- Hope Solo.

Many people do.

Go fuck yourself.

You’re adorable, Guy Commenting On Deadspin.

Oh, how quaint.

“My ass feels much better now, thanks,” said one victim.

They missed the sign on the wall that said clearly:

“Caveat Emptor.” —— Mother Teresa