Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 2013SaveSploid8/23/13SploidThe best way to get a $3 million book deal is to be famous firstKen LayneEven though very few people read books, lots of people would love to get rich writing books. How hard can it be? But…
Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 20131Sploid8/23/13SploidYikes: Riding a bike in New York City is dangerous and scaryKen LayneBikes are the new fad in rich cities such as New York. Everyone wants to look cool and get exercise and be "green,"…
Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 20131Sploid8/23/13SploidSan Francisco cops seek evil man who stole baseball from kidKen LayneWhen a lucky boy caught a baseball that flew into the stands at a San Francisco Giants game, little did he expect…
Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 20131Sploid8/23/13SploidCool new "clock" helps you keep track of wasted time on FacebookKen LayneFacebook and all that other Internet garbage sure does waste everyone's time. Luckily, there's not really that much…
Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 2013SaveSploid8/23/13SploidExhausted Americans sadly admit they're all still racistsKen LayneWhile this country is a lot less racist than it was a half century ago during the Civil Rights struggle, Americans…
Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 20131Sploid8/23/13SploidWatch 34 years of the whole world protesting against the powerfulKen LayneThis amazing interactive map shows global protests flaring up all over the world, from 1979 until now. There are a…
Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 20131Sploid8/23/13SploidWhy are all these people calling Chewbacca an "average moron"?Ken LayneOne of the greatest characters ever is Chewbacca, the wookiee. Why is he so great? Because he's brave, loyal,…
Sploid8/23/13Aug 23 2013SaveSploid8/23/13SploidShut up, introverts! The world requires extroverts to do everythingKen Layne3Shy people who spend all their time writing their opinions on the Internet for millions of people to read have…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 20131Sploid8/22/13SploidClassic monster cereals coming back for Halloween!Ken LayneThe food we consume as a child has a huge influence on how we eat throughout adult life. Monster-branded…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 20132Sploid8/22/13SploidTogether, humans can destroy all the terrible spidersKen LayneMost people are just not very fond of spiders. So why don't the humans join forces and use all their terrible…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 20131Sploid8/22/13SploidYou don't need to spend a fortune to have a wonderful wedding!Ken LayneDo you know how much people spend on weddings? Way too much, that's how much. But it doesn't have to be this way.…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 20131Sploid8/22/13SploidThese brave astronauts survived an epic fail in spaceKen LayneApollo 13 went terribly wrong, but it could've gone a lot worse—the astronauts actually survived this attempt at…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 20131Sploid8/22/13SploidSmogged-out tourists use fake city skylines for Hong Kong photosKen LayneTourists love to take pictures of each other standing in front of famous skylines. But the air pollution has been…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 20131Sploid8/22/13SploidChopping Stopping: 60% of baby boys spared circumcision in U.S. westKen LayneAlmost all baby boys in America were circumcised until a few decades ago, when the numbers began declining. Today in…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 2013SaveSploid8/22/13SploidSex-creep mayor of San Diego finally run out of officeKen LayneGross old pervert Bob Filner is finally resigning as San Diego's mayor, ending (?) an increasingly insane melodrama…
Sploid8/22/13Aug 22 20132Sploid8/22/13SploidWorld's worst teacher caught stealing fancy watch from studentKen LayneThose who can, do. Those who can't, teach. And those who can't teach can steal expensive jewelry from their high…
Sploid8/21/13Aug 21 20131Sploid8/21/13SploidAmused to death: Which apocalypse movie is the most fun?Ken LayneEvery summer, the Earth gets destroyed by another couple of apocalyptic disaster movies. Why do we love seeing…
Sploid8/21/13Aug 21 2013SaveSploid8/21/13SploidNeed a car? 500+ government vehicles just sitting around Washington DCKen LayneGovernment waste is a funny thing, because most everyone is outraged when they hear about real wasted money, but…
Sploid8/21/13Aug 21 20131Sploid8/21/13SploidLiterate people now posting "selfies" with their showoff bookshelvesKen LaynePeople are idiots! But not you, of course. You're not like the others. You know how to read! Also, you are a…
Sploid8/21/13Aug 21 20131Sploid8/21/13SploidBeach monster season kicks off with dead devil beastKen LayneA terrifying and disgusting dead sea serpent washed up on Spain's southeastern coast last week, spooking vacationers…