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Kelly Stout
kellystout
Kelly Stout is Jezebel's features editor.
Jun 22 2018
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They’re extremely nice, if overpriced. I recommend if you (like me) really enjoy sleeping and want to make your next indulgence a sleep-centric one.

Jun 22 2018
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Pie-pie, you’re so right to point this out. Reny’s is the greatest. You can by peanuts, or American flags, or long underwear, or jelly beans. Reny’s is the greatest place I’ve ever been?

Jun 21 2018
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I had terrible stomach cramps after this day. I still think it was a success!

Jun 7 2018
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Yeah, Ashley’s right. I’d seen the iconography everywhere. PS. Thanks for reading both of my blogs today!

Jun 4 2018
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Katie is right, even though he pooped his pants-ish.

Apr 11 2018
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Hi Mark. I have a friend who doesn’t think he “has to do his taxes” if he only has one employer. What do I tell my friend?

Mar 9 2018
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Old Mom Working For New Show should have been the headline for this, but I’ll let it slide

Feb 20 2018
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Hello and welcome to Team Beer. We’re thrilled to have you.

Feb 13 2018
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Its main flaw, in my view, is that not enough people are on it, and the ones who are should get more money.

Jan 30 2018
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This [clap] is [clap] not [clap] the [clap] Olympics!

Jan 30 2018
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Trump is enjoying describing death and dismemberment too much tonight.

Jan 30 2018
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this is profoundly lacking in substance

Jan 30 2018
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Apropos of nothing, Jane Mayer’s “The Dark Side” is $12.909 on Kindle.

Jan 30 2018
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Apropos of nothing, Jane Mayer’s “The Dark Side” is only 12.99 on Kindle. Read more

Jan 30 2018
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What percentage of Trump’s teeth do we think are fake?

Jan 30 2018
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Who clapped for the fact that we are not yet living in a world without nuclear weapons? I want names.

Jan 30 2018
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The best thing about the United States is chain migration.

Jan 30 2018
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Joanna, true, it is LITERALLY dehumanizing.

Jan 30 2018
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“Catch and release” is a horrific and dehumanizing phrase that should be considered a slur.

Jan 30 2018
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FYI I think we’re gonna have to withdraw the rule about Paul Ryan and the dirnking and the smbugness...