Whole Foods and Amazon are bad too. Lots of bad stuff in this world.
Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse
It was just a giant pile of wood chips. It was thought to have sort of a romantic view from the top. I don’t remember it smelling any particular way, but I don’t have much of a sense of smell. There was no privacy. It was not a good make out spot, but it was what we had.
lol Jez is fine. sorry I strayed from the theme and alarmed everyone!
The rescue group told me she was half Australian cattle dog, half lab, but they don’t know for sure. I’ll love her no matter what, but I’m hoping she gets HUGE.
This is a very good point, which I overlooked.
Nine, but I sent them to my colleagues.
It was this color.
I get that I’m supposed to be embarrassed by my participation in this, but my public high school’s mock trial team wiped the floor with Julia Hahn’s ballyhooed private-school team. I had the world’s greatest teachers and, yes, mock trial coach, at my public school. Suck on that, Steve Bannon.
Good morning from our nation’s capital. It’s a gray day, but spirits are high. We’ve got five staffers reporting from the march who will bring you updates all day, I recently learned that those pink hats are supposed to look like cat ears, not vulvas, and Emma is tearing up watching footage of buses full of protesters…
Well, that’s about it for this liveblog. Thanks for tuning in. We’ll be in DC until Sunday, so keep us company here on Jezebel dot com.
We snapped a great pic of the other car. Hey buds!
Maddie just did a line-by-line recitation of an episode of “Peaky Blinders.” It was good. Sorry we didn’t instagram it but the moment passed.
Jezebel regrets the error.
We are not in a Bronco...
Majored in puss studies.
Anna and Brendan are talking about sports now. These are not the NY THOTS I was promised.
We’re editing blogs aloud in this car. Get ready, readers—blogs comin’ your way!