kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor, Attic Haunter, Jezebel
Nov 3
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I can exclusively report that in the election in my kid’s preschool class, the winner was... pizza. (The loser was turkey, in the race for “Thanksgiving food.”) 

Oct 22
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Man, the gall of Trump to be like, well, the kids are VERY well taken care of. Jesus Christ, dude! 

Oct 22
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You know what would make it a lot easier to start a small business? Knowing that you had a robust public option......... or even better..... just single payer..... 

Oct 22
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Listen it doesn’t matter if they shut things down or not, I won’t be sitting my ass inside a restaurant for.... a while. 

Oct 7
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Moderator should have brought a spray bottle and PSHT PSHT’d him like a cat on the countertop 

Oct 7
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A chill ran down my spine at “I’m speaking” like I was about to get my ass kicked and I’m just WATCHING her. 

Oct 7
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Pence saying that Donald Trump has always put the health of Americans first is making my blood pressure SPIKE. 

Oct 7
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See this is the rinse I was talking about for the last debate, this is what Biden needs! 

Sep 29
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This is the 1960 Kennedy vs Nixon debate if they were both Nixon, each in their own special way. 

Sep 29
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Why are these two men hollering at each other about Roosevelt on the benches out front of the country store I swear to God 

Sep 29
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Biden needs to find out what rinse Bernie used, brighten that hair up a little