kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor, Attic Haunter, Jezebel
Sep 18
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oh man, this is my entire bargaining strat on Poshmark: “if i can just get it down so it evens out with the shipping i’ll pull the trigger” 

Sep 3
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it’s me, Cathy, I’ve come home!!!!!! 

Aug 27
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Sitting here just getting madder and fucking madder about them using the White House like this. 

Aug 27
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I can’t believe they’re still running with this Shining City on the Hill shit when we’re more like the Pestilential Dump in the Valley right now. 

Aug 27
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Tom Cotton might literally be a rattlesnake in a suit. 

Aug 27
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Wow once again we’re being yelled at like we’re double parked in a Connecticut TJ Maxx parking lot! This time by, uh, the president of the UFC. 

Aug 27
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Really laying on the ominous vibes tonight: 

Aug 27
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The intro and exit music makes this whole thing feel like the dirtbag Oscars. 

Aug 27
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Well, here we are in hell! 

May 28
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Haha, it’s not, but it’s a nice side benefit! 

Mar 12
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Realized I should have included that I also picked up Nights at the Circus by Angela Carter this week! 

Mar 5
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I am so obsessed with the EXTREMELY busy Miss Rabbit, particularly the fact that she is the cashier seemingly at every store and small kiosk they ever encounter??? And I wish! Just a photo from one of our databases.

Jan 22
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the Mr. Peanut company most likely would have paid us NOT to write this

Dec 19
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Tom Steyer wants to give us all a plaid tie 

Dec 19
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Can we open a federally subsidized daycare center in the wine cave

Dec 19
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I’m truly loving the wine-cave related dragging, let’s dunk on that stupid wine cave for the rest of our lives 

Dec 19
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“YOU ONLY GOT 39 BILLIONAIRES CONTRIBUTING” is really thrilling me to my core 

Dec 19
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“With experience hopefully comes judgement and a little bit of wisdom.” “Hopefully” doing a LOT of work there, Joe.