That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Are you fucking Sirius, bro?

Buns are pre-cut, rolls are not.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Catch These Hans.
Vote Solo.

He probably just used the time machine to go back to when he wasn’t fired so it wasn’t that big of a deal to him.

Jerramy Stevens vowed to catch the man who did this, but I wouldn’t hold out hope for that.

I’ve encountered two separate kids named Maverick since I moved to the Inland Empire. One of them had a brother named Striker.

I dunno, I read lips pretty well, and I think he’s saying “I ATE A BABY.”

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

Can take weeks or years or never. “The Fridge” has it. Apparently it comes and goes with him.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

I wish they had accepted and then shown up to Obama’s house for a bbq.

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

This guy tosses some sort of urine filled balloon at 00:32 and goes full on silver back at 00:34. #rolltide

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.