The fact he emerged with his knuckles intact is somewhat commendable

That is some of the least hilarious bullshit I have seen in quite some time

Maybe I'm on an island here but wouldn't it help to know what kind of drink it was before we start with the holier than thou stuff?

Meanwhile Carly Rae Jepsen continues to wonder why Collins has her locked in as the #5

Not coincidentally, that evening, she had the exact same reaction when he h

"Lucky fan catches souvenir"

This T.I. does not compute

Can I get a head rub and nut shot de-code please ....still joking at the end or little more serious?

Jeremy Rasner explaining that he is 1-0 is going to be a longer story than it should be

I can honestly say that I've never wanted a handjob as bad as I want one right now

Woodland's pace back to the accident scene screams "if I walk slowly enough, I won't have do shit but everyone will think I give one"

The importance of Gronk staying healthy cannot be overstated

Those throw pillows are atrocious

If Jesus comes back as a foul ball ...we are going to be seeing a lot more of this

I'm anything but a bear trapping expert but this a horrific attempt at trapping a bear. Where is the video of Steve Shaffer putting this thing in a sleeper hold?

Fuck you Tracy. At least Roy is on the Skeeters' active roster

JQ decided to take game 2 and gently insert it inside of the Sharks over the course of 10 days.

" I fucked your mom last night"

I hope Mr. Scully never passes away.