Where's the part where he gets punched?

Torts continues to squash the theory that one can only stuff a finite amount of fuck in a bag

I don't know the clinical term for it but it appears that Aldon has a problem

Take a moment to imagine a Granderson reaction to this

Because expecting a pitcher to be able to hit a baseball is a novel idea?

That's just pretty

Wait, I'm sorry - what did you say again ? I found myself lost for a moment ...sigh

Why does the guy in the video have a tie on?

I love the tough guy stare and look as much as anyone but considering Paul Stastny has never dropped the mitts during his 8 year career, he should have considered a coy smile.

Oh hell yes - for a kid his age, he has mastered this classic tactic

Not dumb but this thing has redeeming qualities

If the dad calls him off ...none of this happens

Remember that time you went deep on Rutgers and covered your spread ?

Um, hey Bryce...can you please turn around?

Seriously - fuck this. For those on the periphery; the words Leafs and playoffs aren't heard very often in the same sentence. There is a realistic chance this year and what do we do? Sit on our balls and braid pubes. Meanwhile, the Habs get Vanek on the cheap ....fuck me

All 3 of those machines are miserable.

I am going to disagree with the official ...Toews's goal was very good

I realize that this is frowned upon and much more than this is expected. With that out of the way; I wish my (unimpressive ) man jewels were a ciabatta bacon cheeseburger.