Yup. These are my viewer.

shut the fuck up Donny

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Gee, I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Rickie.

When will Odell Beckham and Clay Matthews and that Sasquatch stop eye-fucking me from the corner of every Deadspin page? It makes me very uncomfortable. And not a little turned on.

Then again, if there’s anyone who can make me sympathize with Greg Schiano, it’s a fucking cyclist.

Blessed are the pie makers...

Come talk to me when you’re dealing with 26mm. I can’t stand it when 28mm people think they’re hot shit.

If you dig deep enough into your dreams, there is only one logical conclusion.

Not elite

I just helped you sell 50,000 more copies. You’re welcome.

There’s always next year

When I die and go to heaven

Are you saying he’s not?