1. Pay actors less.

Bruce Arians said on Sirius today that he had to get his stomach pumped twice when he was younger from drinking paint. That’s something.

bunch of fat white dudes thinking they’re all little caesars

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

“See you in the playoffs”

I bet his kids won’t be allowed to meet Mercury Morris.

Which, now that I think about it, is the same voice.

Tiger Army Never Die

Mustard, relish, onions and a dill slice. You know, what normal people do.

Whit Merrifield, a 28-year-old second baseman who has yet to play a full MLB season. Despite that lack of experience, he’s been one of the team’s top all-around hitters.

“Sometimes you just have to beat an ass.”

*sad trumbone music*

That po’ boy dropped his sandwich.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

“I don’t care if they are free, you can keep those crab legs.”

I would miss the hell outta my iPhone if I gave it up, but there was nothing like the feel of snapping shut a Motorola Razr and slipping into your pocket.

“Happy 70th Steve Stone! So how was your past year?”

For all intensive purposes, those teacher’s words could of effected Julian, but thankfully, Edelman could care less about those doubts

Lucky Whitetoes

Spectacularly large baseball MAN.