You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

Wow he rumsprung that on the Rays out of nowhere.

You’re probably too young to remember that you should have just posted video of Norm MacDonald’s ESPY hosting instead.

Concur on the theme songs. Black Sails was also really good and perfect for the show.

Fuck this guy.

And fuck this dumbass, Guy-Fieri-recipe fight.

Bruce Rauner

The 2006 St Louis Cardinals who ended up winning the WS that year are a good example of how difficult the playoffs can be both to win and to predict. 83-78 Regular Season record (3rd worst record ever to make the playoffs).

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

I think the real question is, who does #2 work for?

WHY’S EVERYBODY GETTING ON THIS ROBERSON KID?

+1 sightless honeydew

My man loves the movie ‘The Usual Suspects,’ but hates that you never learn who Keyser Söze is.

Those hot dogs taste like shit

get your hands off those danguses

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

I get where he’s coming from. If there’s one thing Russians hate it’s unfairly trying to dictate the outcome of what should be a impartial process.

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

When Keepin’ it Real goes wrong.

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.