It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

you da real mgd

You totally missed the opportunity to say “the mayor hit the ceiling, which is also the roof.”

My mom usually lights a Yankee Candle when my old man beefs. Nothing to get worked up about.

Girl: Daddy, the soccer men are wearing shirts that say RedTube. What’s Redtube?

After this, he’s going to be working at a Cinnabon as witness protection

If the Flames move back to Cobb County, there is only one thing I can predict:

If that bird wants to file a lawsuit, I know a guy.

Sadly, Matthew’s brother Vaclav was not present to make it a fair fight.

I can’t hear/read the term “taco truck” without getting REALLY FUCKING ANGRY about how we were supposed to have them ON EVERY CORNER and instead we got THIS STUPID BULLSHIT VERSION OF 2017 THAT FUCKING SUCKS

It’s all Murray’s fault I’ve heard

Say no more, mon amour!

Deadspin scooped by Twitter user @5lk?Gizmodo Media Group is already really reeling from the loss of Ashley Feinberg.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

I, along with everyone, cannot wait for Matt Barnes’ take on this.

As Someone who has been a Mariner fan from birth, beating the Yankees is the only good thing ever to happen to the mariners, and you bringing it up in this context is a pretty good example of why I hate the Yankees, who have won approximately 20 percent all world series, ever. “You guys beat us in the divisional round…

I always thought they would roo the day they let him go.

Bruce Lee ended all talk of that.

One comma to go.