Bless your heart.

I’m enjoying all the comments by people who haven’t realized that this was intentional and not a photoshop touch up gone wrong.

Sally on the brain

dirt bag?

Doctors’ offices should be like gas stations - one giant red NOPE button on the wall, if anybody feels uncomfortable and hits it everything stops for a safety check and the doctors get sprayed with toxic foam.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“There was a lot of stuff on our plate”

My husband took my name. It made the most sense. My name is objectively better (shorter, easier to spell, more phallic), and I already lost it once in my first marriage and my husband didn’t want me to have to do that again. He gets more praise for it than you would fucking believe. And when people find out he adopted…

Ugh, I guess by that logic we should assume that no man is ever committed to the marriage either, right?

Where’s the study on people who get married and pare down to one facebook profile that they share?

My wife and I got tons of grief about it from random people. They’re all idiots.

Same— also, fear of me embarrassing me.

When will rural white people pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop relying on affirmative-action programs like this and the Electoral College?

I’ve always wanted that too. But no matter how I try I can’t get the basketball to spin properly on my finger.

I hate that fucking trailer. I see it every time I drive to Sacramento and it makes me want to burn the whole thing down. And that stupid little “thank you” that popped up on the side after the election makes me seethe with rage. I hope that farmer is getting fucked sideways with Trump’s shitty immigration policy and…

It’s illegal

Not limited to Ohio.

Sounds like where I grew up. The reason I’m poor and unemployed is because all these other people/groups are holding me down. The reason that black person is poor and unemployed is because they’re too lazy to use the bootstraps god gave them.

Them: “Show me an example of structural racism.”

The body, having literally birthed a child, needs time to bounce back. Wong is upfront about things like having a nanny and says her ability to maintain a work-life balance is because of this—just one fact of life she wishes more famous mothers were frank about. “It’s unfair to the hard-core stay-at-home moms to…