No, it that you damn kids don’t listen! Now, get off the South Lawn!

Nancy Drew looks chunky here.

There needs to be one.

My late husband always wanted kids. I was less sold, but was of the ‘I won’t regret it, probably’ land. So many of his friends now have new kids, and were all sharing about it today. Just made it painful for me about how much he wanted a kid, and never got one (for the better. This shit is rough enough without having…

We wish we could have President Easter Bunny! Eggs in every basket and a rejiggering of all official color schemes to be barf-inducing pastels! Aw, who am I kidding? I’d settle for President Pet Rock at this point.

Wish I knew the answer but I’m just a propaganda analyst lol...One possible interpretation of “how it all went down” could be that we live in a country full of idiots who voted him in. I mean you know our country is fucked up when you need to specify which one is a president...

Well, children of the orange, anyway.

And here’s Obama’s tweet:

He can’t even manage warmth in a Mother’s Day message. And not a single word about the mother of his youngest child — because of course he was fucking porn stars and Playmates right after she gave birth. And it’s also worth saying: A bigger man also would find it in his heart to be gracious about the mothers (ahem,…

the only way to stop a bad mom with a gun is a good mom with a gun.

There’s a op-doc film about kids visiting their mothers in prison on the NYTimes website. It is heartbreaking. One of the kids who can’t be more than 10 says something as they leave like “well I guess I’m getting used to hurting.”

“resisting an officer”

Thank you for this well-researched and informative article! (Not sarcasm.) Beyond voting for non-assholes, I wish there were something I could do for these women.

These both sides arguments are always bullshit. Either you are for social justice for everyone or you aren’t, none of this half-assed shit. Transwomen are women and are in danger when they are placed in male facilities. Because no other facility exists to house them (not that there should be because e have seen what…

if i’ve been bamboozled by an ig filter, then someone’s gonna pay.

I’m with you on the birthday malaise, Bobby. Mine was on Sunday. I turned 104 years old.

The problem is not him running for whatever he thinks he’s capable of doing, he has dreams, whatever, the problem are the people voting for this very unfit for everything persons.

“Can’t turn a coke head into a father! Yeahhh buddy.”

I don’t condone blah blah blah but I can’t stop laughing.

I hear your outrage. It means absolutely nothing. Trump is known for pushing “nothingness” yet his approval is still hovering around 40%., which is the same percentage of people who think “collusion” is when two pickup trucks run into each other.