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kcjojoand2dogs

Only 8? What are you? A three-toed cat?

That’s nice, Kim. Now put down the phone and come collect your husband.

Ah, comfortably dumb.

“I’ve always had a desire to do things people wouldn’t even think to do”

I read this initially as “cheesy NACHO 80's film.”

Bret Easton Ellis is trash.

Its a hat version of WALL

“Minge - The bold new fragrance from Kim Kardassian”

500 Days of No Kardashians

If “coincidence dentally” is an autocorrect, it’s now my favorite one ever.

Her perfume should be called “Thirsty.”

I was thinking desperation and photoshop.

Hopefully, her people are thinking outside of the box with this.

No, you’re a lamb.

THANK YOU. This this this. I think it’s so fucking selfish.

Nxivm-affilliated woman’s group called JNess.

The Richard Gere, 68, “wanting to start a family,” if true, makes me mad-sad.

10/10 would watch on Netflix

And, apparently, some of Allison’s ‘collateral’ includes these fun items: