Suing Perez Hilton out of existence would just add to her list of humanitarian achievements!

Suing Perez Hilton out of existence would just add to her list of humanitarian achievements!
Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”
There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.
But, like, don’t we all live in boxes, man?

I am HERE for Stephanie Tanner!
I googled a few names.
she got KonMarited by derelict
So Zuckerberg can react to racism within his company but he cant give Kanye a few million dollars!? /s
First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.
Yo, I’m pro-Bernie and even *I’m* embarrassed for you. Stop. Just stop.
OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING
No love for poor Albert Sabin? I think he deserves at least a nod in any discussion of polio vaccination. I know the Salk vaccine is far more common in the US, but Sabin’s did a lot for the (former) USSR as well as places like the (then-Belgian) Congo. Plus it has the advantage of...um... getting into the water supply…
You will get the autism for sure. No doubt about it. My homeopath told me so. Zika and general sluttiness are 50/50, but bear in mind that some people sensitive to the vaccine will react by becoming zika-sluts. In rare cases, autistic zika-sluts were reported.
If the Facebook feeds of both my religious and super-granola family members are an indication, severe intellectual regression, autism, and possibly death. I think the general sluttiness is just a side effect of diminished mental capacity.
general and localized sluttiness actually. you may be putting your household/neighborhood at risk
Pregnancy
Remind me, will this vaccine give me autism, Zika, general sluttiness, or all three?
Funny how the agenda of single women consist primarily of policies that benefit society in general rather than just a few...
I personally, especially as I get older, find the St. John chapters of Jane Eyre fascinating, and St. John himself the personification of “unaware that he’s unaware” privilege, a striking contrast to Big Daddy Rochester; his money, his demands, his prickly personality, his horror show of a marriage and how he dealt…
I get that the word conservative literally means “keeping things as they are”, but I tell you, whenever I hear one of them use the word progressive like it’s a bad thing, they just come off as insane.