How the hell did anyone vote for anything but KATE MCKINNON? I would watch her belch at a camera for two hours. She could make it funny.
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Don’t mock his kind! Keebler elves are people, too.
Does everyone tell you that you look like Dakota Johnson’s less depressed younger sister or does everyone tell you that you look like Dakota Johnson?
It’s almost like jumping to negative conclusions about facial expressions without any evidence is a bad idea. Resting bitch face much?
This! It feels like the plus size clothes I see are designed for slim women and just made bigger. I’d prefer clothes actually designed for someone my size in the first place.
This is why other countries think Americans are a weird, Victorian combo of prudes and sex-obsessed. The point of the commericals is stripping down to your most essential self (and selling undies by making them seem like part of your authenticity, which is marketing magic/idiocy, but whatevs). Only our weird distaste…
I have a fix for that—replace the Republicans with Democrats during the election.
Don’t forget the classic: “You’re gay! I know another gay person. You should go on a blind date!”
What parents don’t seem to understand is that sharing on social media isn’t just showing a pic to their drinking buddies or church friends. It’s also posting a picture in the school cafeteria or playing their kids’ kindergarten music recital over the school intercom in high school. Parents who would never dream of…
And people wonder why Democrats won’t fucking VOTE. Disillusionment much, politics?
I don’t mind that as much as how it was taken out of context. He was actually addressing the issues that people are using the comment to accuse him of not understanding. Fucking Clinton. I’m going to hate voting for her conniving political ass so much. But hey, she wins, right? And an evil manipulative monster…
I took her to a supermarket. I don’t know why, but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there. I said, “Pretend you’ve got no money.” She just laughed and said, “Oh you’re so funny.” I said “Yeah? Well I can’t see anyone else smiling in here.”
I’ve stayed in that hotel; they now have little swing-aside covers over the peepholes on the inside of the rooms.
I’m a Bernie Bro (or Sis, I guess) and still rolled my eyes when I saw this. Jesus.
Oh, come on. I think that’s fucking adorkable. He felt incapable of praising her the way he wanted to and turned to the Internet for help. It’s a rom com waiting to happen. Like Cyrano de Bergerac with Siri playing the dude with the big nose.
I’ve heard liberal used as an insult, but not progressive. It just slays me that an entire group of people thinks progress is BAD.
“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.” - Steven Weinberg
Little little swimmy bear cubs with Gonzo noses, except they can survive in the vacuum of space and have survived multiple earth-wide extinction events.
They’re ADORABLE. So adorable that NdGT has a total crush on them in Cosmos. They can survive in the motherfucking vacuum of space and look like chubby Muppets.
What I LOVE about dating online is precisely the ability to lay all your cards on the table without awkwardness. For a nervy introvert, it’s Heaven not to have to guess if someone’s interested.