This is everything. I’ve long since stopped caring about the show and hardly ever watch it any more for exactly this reason - week after week of people doing really, really stupid shit. Lazy writing.

It took me a minute, but Emmitt is a fucking highlight.

Don’t kill Emmitt.

Why...do you “hate to say it?”

Fuck Johnny Football right in the ass, forever.

It’s just not funny. There’s nothing funny about it, and I can’t believe that anyone would watch for more than 3 minutes.

Maybe I missed it, but how could you not highlight “After all, I do own a Tesla.”

I’m rooting for the shitter.

Deadcast blows.

“Bareback? Well, doc, I do like to rodeo...”

Basically everyone in Lawrence has had occasion to meet/speak with Bill Self, and he is definitely not “an insufferable prick.”

Love KU, hate KU, whatever, HCBS is a solid individual.

I had a situation in which my daughter had to be in the room when I was getting checked out by the doctor and I had a panic attack when he asked me how many drinks I have a month - I ended up lying my ass off and it still sounded like a lot.

Man I don’t know what you’re looking at but that was as intentional as intentional can fucking be.

One of them calls him “poppy,” which makes me want to fucking kill something.

Kudos for including “Dick Pound’s baileywick” in this piece.

“Hasn’t aged well” is exceedingly generous.

This is a great piece, and I agree with most of it...

...but you’re dead fucking wrong about the police. I would venture that you’ve never listened to anything but the shite we’ve all heard, but their first three records are pretty unimpeachable.

Hey! Actual good, useful advice!
Get the fuck out of here.

Beautiful, and accurate.

Yeah, no. Go fuck yourself.

Unusually warm grape kool-aid.

That logo is fucking hilarious, it looks like a 12 DPI scan of a cut-rate Gold’s Gym brochure.

Fading Uncle Rico all day.