It seems she fared somewhat better than Motherfucker Pence and Betsy DumbVos at this year’s commencement circuit.

Poor Notre Dame students and Bethune-Cookman students are looking at this and going, dammit, Tulane got Helen “fucking” Mirren? And all we got were Mike “fucknut” Pence and Betsy “fuckup” Devos???

I dunno, this looks an awful lot like a car wreck to me

First you would have to explain to him that sometimes we shorten military terms into terms that aren’t quite acronyms and therefore OpSec means Operations Security.

Because there really is no god. The fact that David Bowie and Prince are dead but Ted Nugent and Toby Keith are alive is evidence of that.

I think Bannon has a monopoly on the plague of boils.

First time caught, anyways. I would be surprised if he’s never done this before. (I do realize that the court needs to work with actual evidence, not just hunches that an older man who touches a housekeepers butt is probably not doing it for the first time).

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Good.

What are you doing here? Just reading and complaining? Seems like an awesome plan for your life, keep it up!

yeah the gawker media entities being liberal is the problem here, not our kleptocrat president

Sort of like those guys who get on The Guardian and WaPo without buying a subscription but bellyache like hell because the liberal articles suck. Those kind of guys.

I mean, it’s cool if you think Giz shouldnt be relegated to only tech stories...but by your reasoning, literally any story that includes a man-made object is a tech story.

yeah, what does story about a wikipedia edit war have to do with technology, anyway

Gizmodo has gadgets and gizmos a-plenty. It also has whozits and whatzits galore. You want thingamabobs? They have twenty. But who cares? No big deal. We want more.

Only someone who’s never been to NY would jump to the conclusion that this was terrorism. First of all, there’s enough large trucks on the streets at all times that if it WAS terrorism, they’d use something like that, not a generic sedan. Second, people drive like idiots in the city. Some of them are also drunk…

sure, or an elderly driver or a drunk driver or an asleep driver or an angry driver, or mechanical failure or biological failure or computer failure, all with a higher percentage occurrence rate. but let’s go right to terrorism