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it’s lawrence and bardem :/

More important: WHICH BECKY IS IN IT??

A male feminist walks into a bar

One of my parents is literally his same age. So yeah, old to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I don’t want to do those things all the time

I love Vanessa H’s hair. It looks retro and fashion forward at the same time. It looks really good on her too. Re: her nails. Dianne Keaton won some award /where she gave Woody Allen a tongue bath but that’s another story/ and she had some really long, thin, white nails that looked like a more extreme version of

Come on now. Let’s not blame the mother for a grown man being a monster.

he could have been raised right and turned into a monster, it happens all the time. Parents have no control over some psycho who grew and held his kids hostage. He made that choice

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

Luckily, you weren’t on the jury.

pop soda tax

LaCroix sucks. Not enough carbonation. Polar for life.

I think being pissed off about an incorrectly and erroneously applied tax is both fair and inherently American.

fuck la croix, polar seltzer forever! <3

I want one to vacuum stray crumbs and clean spots on me.

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Not trying to defend those two... but there are limits to compensantion for surrogacy in the sate of California.

I do not want to live to 102. Not even in Paris with a shitload of money and glamourous affairs to look back on. Nope. I’m thinking a nice functional 73 is a good age to take a dirt nap. Nerp on that 102 shit, might as well be a ghost.

If I can’t be Monique fat I have to be Terri Hatcher thin.

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.