I carry a bright blue faux leather handbag I got on clearance at Target a year or two ago, and people are constantly stopping me and saying, “OMG, I LOVE your bag! Is it Kate Spade?” I think I spent like $13, or something on it. Less than $20, at any rate.

A woman Bond would be fine, although I’d prefer a prominent woman 00[insert #] agent who could show up in a Bond film as co-lead and become the basis for a true Bond spin-off series of films centered on her. Have they ever tried a Bond spin-off series before?

After the election when women were galvanized to start running for office, I was like... nah.

Wait...Alice Cooper’s mother is STILL ALIVE?

You can see the “foam” at the top of the tea in this pic. Whiskey doesn’t do that.

that is just what i would say if i were a secret swinger GOOD ONE JADA

I started my morning with a fake masturbation video.

Yesterday I came across some communication among youths who were discussing the Bella Thorne post. I smiled to myself and said “I know who this person is thanks to Bobby Finger.”

Sounds like a porn name, frankly

Especially when that’s all you know. A lot of people are fortunate to have success with therapy (and meds, if they choose that option) and forget that other folks don’t always share the same outcome. While I appreciate the optimism that comes from people saying, “It gets better/I got better, you can too” it glosses…

WHAT?!! Do NOT sign a lease before informing your partner you want to break up! Maybe start looking, but that to me feels shitty as well. I know it’s an inconvenience for you to have to find a new place, move shit, etc. but that comes with the territory. I can’t imagine how fucking horrible I’d feel if I found my…

He’s a “Cheers alum” and a “Three Men and a Little Lady star.” Hasn’t the guy been working pretty regularly for the last decade or decade and a half (if not all of the last 40 years), and beyond Cheers, he’s the star of Three Men and a Little Lady? Is Us ribbing him?

Also, if it makes you feel any better, they’ve been married for 21 years. He’s 69, meaning that he didn’t marry the “love of his life” until he was 48.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

Uhm, excuse me, Ben Affleck is from Massachusetts. It’s always iced coffee season. 

Shut up and take my Amazon money.

It’s fine. I wouldn’t immediately be compelled to change the station.

Patrick Swayze’s hair in that skit was a blow-dry fantasia.