All I want to know is if Gilbert Gottfried will reprise his role as the parrot

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

America’s very own art-school Moaning Myrtle

I got Tiff, which considering the options I’ll take as a win.

Calling it- Joanna definitely wrote this takedown.

Fault Falls to both because the woman acted with knowledge of his marriage and thus knew she was violating it.

But... you still don’t know her dog.

Good on them.

Crimping... is back?

I mean, I think this is a pap photo of them filming whatever movie it was they met on, so yeah, definitely.

You not liking his comedy does not make him a shitty person.

Like, good for them and all, but I’m just saying that, personally, I’d like to be mourned for more than a couple few months kthx.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Ugh, turn over your card James. Franco is the worst of the gay baiters.

I would not be surprised if James Franco was bi-sexual.

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.

It’s the same message though, giving a gift away almost immediately is a sign of disrespect to the gift giver.

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.

I am not fat and I have this problem, in spades. I don’t get it, either. I think most shorts are just the devil. Consequently, I own only one pair of shorts, and I wear them only to soccer matches where I will be 1). standing 2.) in the sun for at least three hours, and therefore very hot.