Pather said that Baril sent a text message to the woman after the alleged assault, writing: “I’m sorry if I got overly excited.”

her baby looks crossed with her adult sexxxxualllitay always creep me out.

Diane sounds like me... except rich and successful.

Karma is a bitch

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

Katy is sooooo fucking thirsty.

Well maybe now he knows how it feels to hear a joke about race, to a person who looks around and doesnt see that many with a shared experience.

Yeah fuck him, but fuck youself some too you might be so up tight. Good grief.

If you’re truly a fan of Seinfeld, you know not to hug him.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Yeah, and chefs are often very particular and tempermental. Also, they usually work hours which might not align with a lot of people.

Ambush hugs should be against the law. Personal space, people.

And rape isn’t even that bad anyway, it’s basically the biggest compliment you can get, so why don’t you just lie back and enjoy it. I mean your body will shut down any pregnancy from a real rape, so you don’t even need to worry about that! (cobbled from the worst real life quotes of republicans).