Thanks! Now I’m going to slam my head on my desk!

I think that future is already here. Coppola just put out a new version of The Godfather III, which pretty much defines turd-polishing. (And apparently this version cuts Michael’s death scene, so they could always go back and make Godfather IV: So Old, So Very, Very Old, I suppose.) It’s one thing to recut a movie…

I don’t like that he got a second chance at this I’m sorry but it’s straight up bullshit. It can lead to a nasty future where a film could be made and someone can claim “Lolz, not my vision but I’ll fix it in the future with what was intended to happen” Like, no. Your work was already there! The bones of it is yours!…

It’s worked before

Hallelujah. It's the only one he actually knows. 

But what badly misappropriated Leonard Cohen song would they fuck to?

For some reason, out of all of the wonkiness of the Snyderverse, having Bruce and Lois have a romance is the one bridge too far for me.

Maybe they should have pulled those games. Maybe if these digital storefronts stop carrying broken games it would give publishers incentive to not release broken games. CDPR doesn’t care about you dude, you gain nothing by defending them.

Tell us again how crunch makes everything better, gang.

Me too! Suckers, all of them!
Anywho, I’m off to buy a new starship for Star Citizen.

Almost looks like the 1000 chimps banging away at typewriters, writing Shakespeare, took a break to do some Kinja.

This is an impressive word salad you’ve got going on here.

I don’t know. I mean, everyone complains about Xbox not having any great exclusives, those are some pretty popular titles to consider exclusives. Why would they release them on PS when these are titles that will draw people to your console?

Why else would our strategic stockpile have t-shirt cannons? 

I know that he was a flat-earther but I was more interested in his homemade “rocketry” more than anything. At least he died doing harm to no one but himself.

Well said. Once a moron, always a moron

...died on Saturday in a tragic accident.

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

It’s positively hilarious that Trumplethinskin (Impeached) was acquitted by the Senate on Wednesday and still managed to wrap up the week by coming off as a butt-hurt toddler because Pelosi tore up his widdle speech.