Oh, Chris Weitz directed it? I thought the scene where Eichmann fucks an apple pie seemed out of place, but now it makes sense. 

I feel bad for this movie, it’s weird to read about a movie a full decade ago on AICN and it finally comes out, you wanna root for it, but every trailer has been painfully unfunny.

That poster freaked me out when I saw it in a video store as a kid.

JUST

Wait, there’s a rapper named Junglepussy?

The Bourne movies did it well but they started a bad trend that I am so, so glad is over now.

Yeah, “actions” is a little too broad, someone’s actions can very much be worth scrutiny whether they’re a woman or not, just depends on the actions.

I like the premise but nothing I’ve seen in the ads has made me laugh.

We all could use a time machine to go back to 2013 and right some wrongs, couldn’t we?

Maybe it could have worked but it felt very low stakes for a Bond movie where usually the fate of the world hangs in the balance.

He played Capricorn. 

Ouch!

Not really, you were shooting a scene for a movie, it wasn’t real.

The big problems with Quantum of Solace are....

When did John Tesh say that?

Seems fairly mild to me, if you’re auditioning for a “Bond girl” you probably have to expect you might be seen in a bikini or underwear, it’s not like they asked her to get naked or there would be nudity in the movie.

Yeah, like come oooooooon.

Quantum of Solace is still bad though sexual politics aside.

Yup, it literally doesn’t matter if he said it, it wouldn’t change anything.

No, no, no, no, Trump was saying “Disney gurs” in the tape, you’ve got it all wrong.