Everything about this sounds awful, just cancel this crap already.

“Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s no good! It’s your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don’t want them to! So what do you do? First, you say no, then you get outta…

It’s really sad how much racism has made a comeback.

You can just dive right in, I started with 3.

But that doesn’t really work considering how anachronistic much of the technology is. 

There ARE hippies in the Fallout universe according to New Vegas, it’s a minor element that most people haven’t seem to have noticed but it’s there.

HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!?

Yub nub!

These idiots really can’t see the contextual difference between comparing a white person to an ape and a black person to an ape?

I hate that double standard.

I miss the brazenness of games like this, almost everything has to be a lot more reserved now lest they rile the wrath of Twitter mobs.

Too bad there wasn’t at least a PC port.

You worked for Ass to Mouth?

Filter? Hey man, nice shot!

I’m disappointed because this is another upsetting sign of the times of how toxic our culture has become.

I love the King Ralph crossover idea.

Yup, at least this frees up Goodman to do other things.

Roseanne: “I have to go now, my planet needs me.”

That’s one buff pussy.

He’s been feeling nostalgic for the early days of his career, I guess?