This weekend we learned about the amazing power of makeup, debated Tina Fey's book cover, went ragey over Pretzel Thins, and learned all about our skin types.

This is a video of two bunnies sitting in two cups. There's not much else to say except for awww. And maybe squee!

Shooting has finally started on the film My Week With Marilyn starring Michelle Williams. Here is the first picture of Williams in costume. She's gorgeous, but does she make a good Marilyn?

As we discussed yesterday, skincare lingo is incredibly confusing. But our readers are here to help.

[Just kidding! But here is a picture of Bieber in Hawaii on October 9th. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

We know just what to buy your pre-teen niece this holiday season to make her squee: Justin Bieber nail polish. The collection is called "One Less Lonely Girl" and will be available at Walmart.

According to numerologists the "row of perfect tens" created by the date makes today a very lucky day. To take advantage of the good fortune, couples around the world are tying the knots in record numbers.

[Lisbon, October 8. A model wears a dress by Portuguese designer Ana Salazar during the ModaLisboa fashion week. Image via AP]

Two women from Vermont have been cited for animal cruelty after police discovered that they had been housing 77 cats in two cars. Only two of the cats belonged to the ladies—the rest are in need of homes.

Have you ever wished your significant other was covered in penises? I know I sure have. Thanks to the good people at Peniplus, there's finally a cure for monopenis.

[Hollywood, October 9. Actress Megan Fox and husband Brian Austin Green picking up his son Kassius from karate class. Image via Flynet]

And here we thought the thinspirational pretzel crisp ads couldn't get any worse. Boy, were we wrong.

Sarcasm.net has unearthed a video of a 15-year-old Lady Gaga making a brief appearance on The Sopranos. The video quality is pretty low, but if you want to see Stefani Germanotta in her pre-meat dress days, click through.

It's Cathy's wildest dream, with a horrible twist: Chocolate is good, but only for men. Chocoholics live almost a year longer than those who abstain, but sadly, only this fun fact only applies to those of you packing an XY.

[Pyongyang, October 9. North Korea dancers perform during a Arirang mass games to mark the 65th anniversary of the communist nation's ruling Workers' Party in Pyongyang. Image via AP]

• Cameras are rolling on the set of Angelina Jolie's directorial debut. The movie, which is still untitled, is a romance set in Bosnia during that country's civil war.

Welcome to tonight's SNL open thread. Glee's Jane Lynch is tonight's host with Bruno Mars as the musical guest. Will it be a good show? Let's all find out together.

We've made it through the first day of my weekend at Jezebel. It's great to be back! But now let's enjoy the holiday weekend with a little maxin' and relaxin'. And remember to come back tonight for SNL. Sound good?

Of course Kerry Washington looks stunning on the cover of Essence, but in case you need confirmation, here is a preview of the November issue. Wowza.