"This isn't a case of a single mom leaving her kids in a car..."

"'I wish it was '75; we'd skin you alive.'

"I like to take full advantage of [my] privilege, I grew up solidly middle class, and I don't want to backslide. That's the point, to move forward; my parents didn't work their asses off so I could drink alone in an apartment and eat ramen. I'm not interested in that sort of struggle. I like living with them, they are…

"A giant pink hose being fired at dick level"

A diamond in the (very very) rough.

Of course — it can be so hard to tear free of one's parents' swimming pool, eh?

"This movie is stupid and gross..."

"We are surprised they are doing so now... "

Yeah, any hope of avoiding terrible double entendres w/this story is clearly a — um, what was that phrase again... a pipe dream?

In fairness to DaCorsi, it's awful easy to get complacent when your business model enables you to charge your labor force to show up to work.

The difference between "a tad on edge" and "terrifying" (the headline) is kinda non-trivial, isn't it?

There was a time when helping older folks — some of whom presumably identified as women — across the street was considered vital to good manners/civic-mindedness etc.

I'm confused — are you unaware what a spurious correlation looks like; or do you think that spurious correlations that advance your preferred agenda are just fine?

True enough. At least she's not an D.Ed styling herself as "Dr so-and-so," — that would justified a pelting with stale bread rolls and kitchen scraps.

Or unless she were German — they traditionally give credit for every title.

Original MTV VJ thread!

"...the options are modeling and porn..."

Hugely funny, and really well-written to boot. Lovely work! (Apologies for the generic-sounding praise — think I've absorbed Albert's voice temporarily.)

"You don't have a euphemism for intestines or feet, why have one for penises and vaginas? It's ridiculous."

A "fully developed" frontal lobe helps with the nuances of cost/benefit analysis.