What I don’t understand about their shock (in no particular order):

Grab them by the fucking ears and scream in their face “THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU VOTED FOR, YOU UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY HUMAN BEING”

I have never pondered The End more than I have since Trump won the election.

With McMahon, consider for a moment that the Small Business Admin is a person who runs a company that makes it it’s mission build a monopoly by buying up the talent of smaller promoters (even if it’s just to bury them in developmental) and then hire them all on as “independent contractors” so they have to work shit…

Won’t make a damn bit of difference for two reasons.

Trump? No, he got elected.

so what you’re saying is the next president will have to be someone used to cleaning up the worst messes without getting any of the credit, who is empathetic towards the worst victims of Trump’s policies, and smart enough to find a solution to somewhat rebalance the scales?

the department he said he was going to eliminate

As soon as I heard the appointment, I jokingly said “I’m pretty sure that’s the one he forgot in the 2011 primaries...”

This is exactly what he is doing. Took the words right out of my mouth.

Within one year, I think Idiocracy will look utopian compared to what the Trumpster fire and his minions have in store for us.

We’re going to need to fuse Jesus, Superman, Abraham Lincoln, Dwight D. Eisenhower, FDR and Optimus Prime in to one person. We’re also going to need a time machine to Get George Washington on the ticket as VP.

The best part was when he looked at Romney like “Help me out here” and got this look in return.

The next President is Lisa Simpson. It has been foretold.

By a cheeto encrusted dildo made of shattered rust shards.

The next president better be a superhero, because it’s going to take unearthly power to clean up the mess that’s about to be made.

I look forward to four years of Wilbur Ross in charge of the Commerce Department, Betsy DeVos in charge of the Department of Education, and Rick Perry in charge of the Department of... the Department of... um, what’s the third one there? Let’s see. Commerce, Education and the um, um...

Ohhh we are all fucked with out lube.

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right to a specific “experience” than anybody else does on social media.

Counterpoint: 140 characters or GTFO. If you can’t pare it down for the platform it doesn’t mean that you have necessary ideas which require excess space; it means you’re bad at Twitter (which is a dumb platform, itself). Paste a thesis and shortened link (to your blog or goatse, whatever the mood calls for) like a…