Maybe now Netflix will pull When Calls the Heart and stop recommending it to me.

Whoever had to duplicate that handwriting style earned their cut that day.

“[W]hile Jade and his daughter were on spring break together, Jade “decided it would be in her best interests to return home.”

Olivia knew. She posed for action photos on a rowing machine, which were sent along with her application as proof that she rowed for the L.A. Marina Club.

If not for her father, Meghan McCain would be the third-best account executive at Tucson’s 6th best PR agency.

I am available, and they have access to me.

I don’t know a more embarrassing OJ to come out of USC.

It’s a shame crew team members don’t have numbers. Olivia Jade could have same number as another distinguished OJ from USC:

Tsk, tsk. Sullying the Tanner name.

At the end of this whole thing, Cassie will grudgingly get together with Colton, likely with some financial inducement by ABC so she gives the show its “fairy tale” ending.

And, bypassing the registry, A-Rod’s old pal Derek Jeter already has a special gift basket ready to go. 

Come on, Colton. You know what to do:

No, that’s the one where her old boyfriend, a country music star, comes back to town while she struggles to hold onto the family farm. Can’t remember my brother’s phone number but a synopsis from a random Netflix movie, sure.

I need Netflix to stop making these so I stop watching them. And, not just The Christmas Prince movies.

It’s all a matter of budgeting. Like, do you really need a chef 7 days a week? Give them weekends off and, right there, instant savings.

Jesus. Lara Trump’s plastic surgeon must hate her. I looked up her age and she’s 36. 36! She looks older than my mom and she’s in her early 60s. 

a near-perfect single season TV show