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katmandoo
12/13/19 5:52AM
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And then she bumps into the nuns on the way out the shop door.

12/13/19 5:48AM
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Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, I’m gonna kick ya til you’re dead!”

4/01/19 4:51PM
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Or maybe she’s just waiting for him to choke.

3/29/19 7:19AM
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I guess the same penalties apply for sex with minors? Sex with unmarried women? Embezzlement? Rape? Because the Sultan and his brother would be missing limbs, too. What a couple of backwardass evil motherfuckers.

8/28/18 5:33PM
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Let’s keep the spud theme going. Cruz is like a small white potato that rolled under your fridge about 6 weeks ago, and is now soft and green and covered in crumbs and cat hair. You know this, because your cat spied it and did the one-paw swipe-swipe-swipe attack thing under the fridge to roll it out into the kitchen Read more

4/16/18 5:52PM
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I don’t think there’s any “learning” to the Carlton dance. But you GO, friend!

4/06/18 11:30AM
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Have it. Trap door and all. It’s still on the toy shelf in my parents’ REC ROOM.

2/25/18 6:25AM
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Because nothing good ever came from a former Iowa librarian named Terry.

9/22/17 10:18PM
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Right! That reference to wife and not ex-wife made me pause, too. But then, I’ve had like four glasses of wine up in here.

6/04/17 7:37AM
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I hated her mother so much after reading that book. She was impossible. I almost threw in the towel after she excused the molestation.