And then she bumps into the nuns on the way out the shop door.
“Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, I’m gonna kick ya til you’re dead!”
I can’t give this enough fucking stars.
You guys are killing it
Or maybe she’s just waiting for him to choke.
“We both like...soup.”
I guess the same penalties apply for sex with minors? Sex with unmarried women? Embezzlement? Rape? Because the Sultan and his brother would be missing limbs, too. What a couple of backwardass evil motherfuckers.
Let’s keep the spud theme going. Cruz is like a small white potato that rolled under your fridge about 6 weeks ago, and is now soft and green and covered in crumbs and cat hair. You know this, because your cat spied it and did the one-paw swipe-swipe-swipe attack thing under the fridge to roll it out into the kitchen… Read more
Bring on the funk.
I don’t think there’s any “learning” to the Carlton dance. But you GO, friend!
Have it. Trap door and all. It’s still on the toy shelf in my parents’ REC ROOM.
Because nothing good ever came from a former Iowa librarian named Terry.
Maybe the parents were Top Gun fans.
Right! That reference to wife and not ex-wife made me pause, too. But then, I’ve had like four glasses of wine up in here.
I hated her mother so much after reading that book. She was impossible. I almost threw in the towel after she excused the molestation.