Also, I should add that I will be running a Spoiler Space later in the week where we can talk about the film’s actual ending! There is a lot to talk about! Until then, don’t believe anything you read on Wikipedia.
Alas, ‘twas not Hellboy’s dick, but a dick on a giant he was fighting. Hellboy wears pants the whole time.
Oh. It’s Green Book.
Congratulations to this year’s runaway favorite for Best Red Carpet Color, hot pink.
At this moment, I’m honestly not sure who will win Best Picture. Some years, by this point in the ceremony the winner is obvious. But this year, Roma, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Black Panther have all won multiple awards, and any of them—most likely Roma or Bohemian Rhapsody—could win.
FUCK YEAH OLIVIA COLMAN!
I cannot wait for the pictures of Spike from tonight’s afterparties.