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That’s the way I am with Rocky movies.

I confess, I’ve never watched an episode of the Real Housewives of anywhere. I hope I can make that same statement on my dying day.

Oh its BEYOND just Jez. She shows up here, but she is a pretty well known crazy:

FINALLY my Sopranos cosplay mansion can be MINE

If you say “Marc Jacobs” in the mirror three times, she magically appears to forever haunt Kinja. And, yes, I realize that I’ve already said his name once so we are already way on our way to being fucked.

I’m pretty sure we can no longer criticize R-Pattz, because he landed himself FKA Twigs and is therefore doing life way better than any of us are.

Wait is Marc Jacobs the one with the stalker that shows up every once in awhile claiming he ripped off her designs??

Gasp! Marc Jacobs’ name was mentioned. That’s like a bat signal.

Are you sure Marc Jacobs ripped off Adidas? According to knowledgeable sources, MJ only steals ideas from Hungarian models.

Last time I ate an oyster, after being harassed by family to try one, I immediately threw it up onto the table. I’m 32.

Totally. I used to shop there for work clothes. I’m tired of shelling out for silk shells with armholes so huge that I have to either wear a sweater or flash my clients with six inches of sideboob. And what’s up with the sheer blouses?

Grew up prep, so 80%+ of my wardrobe was J Crew. Now its all shit made for women who are 5’9” and built like Jenna Lyons. Which, cool and good for you guys, but I want my stretchy skinny cords and cashmere turtlenecks back, please.

I’ve noticed that about J. Crew too. See something you like? Wait literally a month and the odds are pretty good you can get it for at least 50% off the original price.

“shoppers’ fixation on promotional prices” I see so many brands blaming customers for this! Don’t set your prices so high and then have 30% off all the time if you don’t want us to get used to it.

Usually companies use cheap labor to lower prices. Lower prices = inconsistency in sizing. So, if I’m paying more, why the hell did the exact same jeans I ordered in a larger size fit me completely different (not just a size up)? Oh, because one was made in Mexico and the other in Bangladesh. You want me to pay more?

I am a JCrew devotee, have adequate disposable income to over-stuff my closet, and in the past year to year and a half, have added to that closet with (what should be) pricier brands that have better quality - Vince, DVF, Joie, Equipment. I don’t want my JCrew at those prices. I want my JCrew for basics. And for go-to

Well, be that as it may, this makes me feel soo much better about considering IVF at nearly 40. Someone told me last month that I “could be dead” when the kid graduates HS.

That forced hugging thing sounds hella creepy.

I’ll Debbie Downer this competition real fast.